Falco (2008)

Falco (2008) tells the story of one of Germany’s biggest pop stars (and one of America’s most memorable one-hit wonders): Johann "Falco" Hölzel (Manuel Ruby), the bewigged boy wonder who’s remembered for his ‘80s hit Rock Me, Amadeus. This sharply dressed man rises through the ranks in new wave bands before success leads him down a rabbit hole of sex, drugs, and a tragic early death. Sounds pretty awesome- except for the tragic early death part! Ladies’man Falco beds a boatload of Teutonic T&A, with his groupies baring gazongas, glutes, and even hair pie as they line up to tickle his ivories. Patricia Aulitzky bares boobs and butt getting it doggy style during a thunderstorm, and Doris Golpashin is smokin’ hot as she smokes naked in bed. You may appreciate Katja Gerstl’s bare buns as she admires some fine art, but don't be fooled by the forgery- the butt’s a body double. Finally, we’ve got four big (baby) bumps when Falco has a coke-fueled three-way with topless Martina Hirsch and Yulia Sheshina. You’ll be rock hard, Amadeus!