Elizabeth Alderfer is a brunette starlet that Mr. Skin loves to watch, since she always shines on screen with her bright green eyes and exquisite petite figure. Making her film debut in the searching for bigfoot drama Turtle Island (2013), Elizabeth quickly found herself in bigger roles, establishing her footing in Hollywood as Anna Buday on The Good Wife and Johnette in the cruise ship cop comedy Sperm Boat (2013). When we saw she was going to be on Orange is the New Black, we assumed our teste tadpoles would be busting loose since she'd obviously be doing a graphic and sapphic lesbian scene. Instead, Elizabeth played Ann-Marie, a journalist in a depressingly tame flashback. A hint of bra bosom came in Better Off Single (2016) before Elizabeth landed the lead, alongside Kathy Bates in the marijuana dispensary comedy Disjointed. This joint came with a couple sexy scenes from Elizabeth, including a crimped hair, 80's music video sex fantasy that saw her in lingerie posing for a horny photographer. After appearing as Whitney Holland in an episode of Bull, she landed the starring role of Lynette Hofstadter on Peacock's A.P. Bio. Yes, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell and the first law of thermodynamics is that energy can't be created or destroyed, but good luck trying to study anything except the dynamite body of Elizabeth's. Most recently Elizabeth was cast in a CBS pilot called "The United States of Al" about a war veteran living with his translator. The show might not get picked up or it might be hilarious, but either way, CBS comedies aren't going to satisfy us, Liz A. We need to see all the ass, all the titty, and yes, even all the fur of Elizabeth Alderfer.
