Don Jon (2013)

A Jersey boy must choose between his beloved porn and his flesh-and-blood girlfriend in Don Jon (2013). Easy choice among those around these parts, right fellas? Well when the girl getting you hard in real life is Scarlett Johansson, that call becomes a whole lot harder. In his directorial debut, writer, director and star of the movie Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays Jon, a gold-chain-and-tracksuit-clad lifelong resident of New Jersey whose cocky charisma allows him to hook up with a "10" every weekend. But the hottest babes on the boardwalk are nothing compared with Jon's true love--sitting alone in front of his laptop whacking it to online porn. That all changes when he meets Barbara (Scarlett Johansson), his sexy new girlfriend who has a very different idea of how relationships should work. She loathes porn, loves romantic comedies, and is blue balling our Jersey boy until he commits to something serious. But when he meets an older woman named Esther (Julianne Moore), Jon starts to connect on an emotional level. Soon enough, the two are having mindblowing sex, and Jon doesn't need to keep blowing his load to his digital delights. Scarlett is her usual non-nude self here, although a slice of sideboob from Scarlett (like the one she shows 31 minutes in) is worth at least four funbags from anyone else. There's also Nina Agdal in a bikini during a super sexy commercial, and a shot of Antoinette Kalaj getting eaten out. But since this one's all about porn, it's only right that some of our right hand's favorite starlets make an appearance. Yes, Kayden Kros and Tori Black both get topless in porno clips from some of Jon's favorite videos. Jon can do whatever he wants, but we're not torn on porn, at all. We'll never stop downloading and unloading! In fact, were only here because the babes of Don Jon will make your dong long.