The college years are a wonderful time of expanding horizons and accumulation of useful, new knowledge. Even the old broad in charge of chaperoning the sorority house at Delta Delta Pi has something to teach the fresh-faced, boob-soaping scholars, especially when the house mother is dynamic, titanic brunette Julie Strain and the institution of higher learning is the campus of Delta Delta Die! (2003). Some girls like to chew on a guy’s neck, others nibble on an ear, many savor the meat of the male with no use of teeth whatsoever, but the sisters of Delta Delta Pi, under the guidance of the sublime Ms. Strain, capture frat dudes, slaughter them like hogs, and use their flesh in tasty stews and sausages. Can they get away with this nefarious but innovative enterprise forever?