Cracks (2009)

From the mind of Ridley Scott's daughter Jodan Scott comes theUK drama about a lesbian love triangle at an elite boarding school, Cracks (2009). Based on a South African novel, the film takes place in the 1930's and follows the students of an all girl's boarding school called St. Mathilda's. The students at St. Mathilda's are obsessed with their world traveling, out of this world sexy diving coach named Miss G (Eva Green). But while one student named Di (Juno Temple) gets way too hot for teacher, Miss G herself can't stop thinking about going muff diving into the new Spanish student Fiamma (Maria Valverde). When Miss G takes her obsession too far, a jealous Di threatens to out her, leaving the school split between those backing Di and backing Miss G. But while this Civil War rages, viewers learn Miss G might not be all she's cracked up to be. And soon enough, all the girls might find out, too. If the movies are to be believed, all girl's boarding school are all girl on girl experimentation, psychological bullying, and sometimes witchcraft. Not that we've cracked the code or anything. This one mixes things up though, since we see Miss G undressing and caressing Maria Valverde while she's asleep. Geez, Louise, Miss G! That's not a misdemeanor, that's a felony! Still, seeing Maria in a nighty you'll understand why Miss G wanted to go Miss NC-17 with that Spanish sex kitten! Then again, seeing Juno Temple in her undies will have you wondering how Miss G resisted that body when it was thrown at her daily. There's no beava from Eva, but plenty of her Hall of Fame worthy boobs when she peels down and leads the gals in a late night skinny dipping session. Hire us at a boarding school, and we'd be stiff as a board Monday through Friday. Mr. Skin's no Miss, G, but he's pretty obsessed with all the cute girls with perky racks in Cracks!