We can’t remember the plot or any of the dialogue, but we totally recall Carole Mackereth and her memorable melons on Total Recall 2070 (1999), which is partially based on the work of sci-fi writer Philip K. Dick. The series is set in the year 2070, when Detective Michael Easton and his android partner Karl Pruner are investigating crimes for the Citizens Protection Bureau. It's a tough job, but at least Mike gets to enjoy his wife Cyndy Preston, and at least audiences get to enjoy Carole's bod — namely, her top half. Her galactic gazongas easily sold the pilot for the Showtime science fiction series, but this Canadian cutie has yet to break through big in America. Unfortunately, we doubt she ever will, considering that her short career seems to have ended over a decade ago. She certainly has the talent to make it big around the world, though. Carole even managed to make her full-grown funbags look adolescent when she appeared as a cheerleader with Molly Shannon in the Saturday Night Live spin-off film Superstar (1999). And we’re always masturbating fast while Carole leaves a good-looking corpse in Happy Face Murders (1999) — hey, don't worry — it’s just make-up! Some of Carole's other onscreen credits include works such as Earth: Final Conflict (1998), Ultimate Deception (1999), Sirens (1999), Thrill Seekers (1999), and Out of Sync (2000).
Carole’s been keeping a low profile lately, but we’re hoping to see more of those Great Whites she’s got sitting up North.
