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Branded

Branded (2012)

No Nudity
  • Genres: Fantasy, Drama, Mystery
  • Directed by: Jamie Bradshaw, Aleksandr Dulerayn
  • Rated: R
  • Home Release: 01/15/2012
  • Theatrical Release: 09/07/2012
  • Country: Russia
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Review

No, Branded (2012) is not a Morgan Spurlock movie, but it might be one of his nightmares: in the future, corporate culture has come to dominate society to the extent that most people are nothing but mindless consumer automatons (you know, more than they already are). Ed Stoppard stars as Misha, a Russian advertising executive who is pushed to the brink when his campaign promoting a new reality show, "Extreme Cosmetica," turns out to be a setup by his co-worker Bob (Jeffrey Tambor) to make him break up with Bob's niece, Abby (Leelee Sobieski). Sound convoluted? Wait 'til they get to the blood-sucking slugs that only Misha can see. Why? Because he was hit by lighting as a kid, of course. Whatever, just concentrate on Leelee's tee-tees when she strips down to her bra at the 21, 27, and 1 hour, 4 minute marks.