Bless This House (1972)

Bless This House (1971) was an English sitcom that taught its audience many great lessons, such as give a girl a bikini and she’s arouse you for a day, but give that girl a bikini and a garden hose and then you’ll be haunted by lustful memories for a lifetime. Case in point, Sally Geeson, a full-figured brunette who we see here sunbathing on a plaid blanket in a garden wearing only a power-blue bikini. That’s pretty hot, admittedly, especially when the camera focuses in on her crotch. But our crotch is ready for its close-up when Sally grabs the hose and starts playing with it. We merely substitute one hose for another in our mind and we’re gushing.