Bette Midler made it big honking her humungo hoots in gay bathhouses in the late ’70s. Brassy, ballsy, and bubbling with boobage, Bette is a hardcore, hefty-teated treat for heteros and homos alike. Heavenly outrageous in Divine Madness (1980), Bette’s vociferous voice and booming breasts made for an orgiastic, ogle-some good time. Although Bette is a successful mainstream mamacita, delightfully entertaining in Ruthless People (1986) and Beaches (1988), Miss M is most divine in off-the-beaten-path roles like The Rose (1979). Extra sexy as the Janis Joplinesque randy rocker with hi-fi cleavage and kicks and screams that will haunt your wet dreams, Bette is a beastly babe worth her weight in wank. Each sleazy shout of “Hello mother f**ckers!” and shot of her shapely milk sacks will have you moaning till morning over the Midler. Like fine wine, you can Bette this intoxicating enchantress will only get better with age. Cheers to the best boobstress in the business!