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Damn Elisabeth Lund for being in this series! Damn her! If she had passed, or if she was like totally bogus looking, I wouldn’t have to have taped, watched and now reviewed this hokey garbola. This is really bad, even for a kids show. I mean, Big Bad Beetleborgs is bad. This is like the cheesier follow-up to that, so it’s beyond cheese. This is like uber-cheese. But, you know, if I calm down and think about it some, that Elisabeth Lund really is ridiculously hot. And she’s born in Salt Lake City and you just know that those Mormon girls like to a do a lot of… uh… (Can Mormons call for a Jihad against someone? No?) …Fucking.