Bad Sister (2016)

Ever since wondering how to solve a problem like Maria in The Sound of Music (1965), Mr. Skin has formed a habit of watching flicks featuring women in habits. Maybe it’s a forbidden curiosity or just all that kneeling, but there’s something about a film about a nun that’s second to none. Take the TV movie Bad Sister (2016), not to be confused with the Sharon Horgan series Bad Sisters  (2022-2023). The small screen thriller centers around Sister Sophia (Alyshia Ochse) who isn’t who she pretends to be. In fact, she’s a non-nun stalker named Laura who shows up to a Catholic boarding school where she takes over for the homeroom class of fraternal twins Zoe (Ryan Whitney) and Jason (Devon Werkheiser) Brady. Sophia/Laura immediately begins to seduce Jason by asking him to meet her in her quarters. There, the built blonde dons a red brassiere with matching panties. Can we get an Amen? If that’s not miraculous enough, she then shows up in Jason’s room unannounced and proceeds to take off her clothes. Breast of all, she convinces him to have sex with her. It turns out that Sophia/Lauren was obsessed with Jason’s YouTube videos that depict his musical prowess. Next, she killed the real Sister Sophia with a crowbar just so she could be near Jason. Apparently it’s true what they say: the hot girls are always the craziest. Indeed, this movie includes an insane church showdown as well as confession booth fornication. Did this spoiler just spoil your trousers?