Mr. Skin loves artsy short films, especially since they usually contain a lot of nudity. And Are We Not Cats (2012) is one for the ages! The twelve-minute film tells the story of a young welder (Michael Patrick) who discovers his girlfriend (Kelsea Dakota) eating his hair subconsciously as they go for a drive to an abandoned resort. Once there, the quirky couple search for the ideal place to have sexual relations, but the dude is suspicious of his chick—there’s something off about her, but it’s not her body. Kelsea Dakota shows every inch of her pale, freckled body during a passionate sex scene. Amazing! While most chicks reach climax during sex, Kelsea horks up a hairball. Nine Lives? We’d love to give this cat nine inches!