Apollonia (2005)

There’s tons of romantic drama in the Alps in Apollonia (2005). After her mother’s death, Apollonia (Julia Heinze) is left all alone in the world with little money. She’s beautiful enough to have her choice of village members, but she decides to start pounding the pulpit with the local chaplain. When their scandalous love leaves Apollonia pregnant and the chaplain runs off, she finds the courage to start fresh again. There are plenty of period pieces (of ass) in this romantic drama with Sara Sommerfeldt and Petra Berndt both heaving out some historical hoots. Plus Julia Heinze trots out her tatas and tail playing the titular Apollonia. You’ll want to climb every mountain!