7th Annual Anatomy Awards

A One-Armed Salute to the Most Skintastic Achievements in Motion Pictures for 2005

Welcome to Mr Skin's Annual Anatomy Awards, the world's most alluring alternative to that flesh-free popularity contest held in Hollywood every year.

Sure, it's a kick to see all those famous starlets in their skimpy designer frocks, but here's a prime opportunity to see them wearing nothing at all! And not only can you polish your trophy to the most Skin-ificant accomplishments in film last year, you'll also learn where to see the latest bevy of Oscar-nominated babes naked!

So forget about Best Picture and let's get to the Breast Pictures! Oscar who? We've got real golden globes right here!

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Best See-throught Top: Pamela Anderson in Comedy Central Roast of Pam Anderson

Best Full-frontal Scene: Alexis Dziena in Broken Flowers

Best Buns: Jessica Alba in Into the Blue

Best Nip-slip: Debra Messing in The Wedding Date

Best Skinterracial Scene: Jennifer Esposito in Crash

Best Bikini Scene: Jessica Simpson in The Dukes of Hazzard

Best Nude Scene: Anne Hathaway in Havoc

Best Breasts: Carla Gugino in Sin City

Biggest Jumbo Jacks: Cynthia Ettinger in Carniv&agravele

Best Nude-comer: Juliette Marquis

Best Over 50 Skin Scene: Jane Seymour in Wedding Crashers

Best DVD: The 40-Year-Old Virgin: Unrated Edition

Best Network TV Scene: Lake Bell in Surface

Best Skincest Scene: Polly Walker in Rome

Best Lesbian Scene: Juliette Marquis , Cheyenne Silver in This Girl's Life

Best Bonus DVD Scene: P.J. Soles in Stripes

Best FUR-frontal: Mia Kirshner in The L Word

Best Cable TV Show: Masters of Horror

Breast Picture (Best Movie For Nudity): Where the Truth Lies

Lifetime Skin-chievment Award: Pam Grier

Academy Award Nominees Nude

Best Supporting Actress Nominees