A One-Armed Salute to the Most Skintastic Achievements in Motion Pictures for 2005
Welcome to Mr Skin's Annual Anatomy Awards, the world's most alluring alternative to that flesh-free popularity contest held in Hollywood every year.
Sure, it's a kick to see all those famous starlets in their skimpy designer frocks, but here's a prime opportunity to see them wearing nothing at all! And not only can you polish your trophy to the most Skin-ificant accomplishments in film last year, you'll also learn where to see the latest bevy of Oscar-nominated babes naked!
So forget about Best Picture and let's get to the Breast Pictures! Oscar who? We've got real golden globes right here!
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Best See-throught Top: Pamela Anderson in Comedy Central Roast of Pam Anderson
Best Full-frontal Scene: Alexis Dziena in Broken Flowers
Best Buns: Jessica Alba in Into the Blue
Best Nip-slip: Debra Messing in The Wedding Date
Best Skinterracial Scene: Jennifer Esposito in Crash
Best Bikini Scene: Jessica Simpson in The Dukes of Hazzard
Best Nude Scene: Anne Hathaway in Havoc
Best Breasts: Carla Gugino in Sin City
Biggest Jumbo Jacks: Cynthia Ettinger in Carnivàle
Best Nude-comer: Juliette Marquis
Best Over 50 Skin Scene: Jane Seymour in Wedding Crashers
Best DVD: The 40-Year-Old Virgin: Unrated Edition
Best Network TV Scene: Lake Bell in Surface
Best Skincest Scene: Polly Walker in Rome
Best Lesbian Scene: Juliette Marquis , Cheyenne Silver in This Girl's Life
Best Bonus DVD Scene: P.J. Soles in Stripes
Best FUR-frontal: Mia Kirshner in The L Word
Best Cable TV Show: Masters of Horror
Breast Picture (Best Movie For Nudity): Where the Truth Lies
Lifetime Skin-chievment Award: Pam Grier
Academy Award Nominees Nude