Anaconda (2014)

Calling Anaconda a music video is like calling a wet dream a chemical reaction of the brain during sleep. It's just not going to cut it. Music videos have long since past their heyday in the public's consciousness. Now there's YouTube and Vimeo and MTV is just another channel to stream bogus reality programming. Thank God then for Nicki Minaj, who manages to sing about a snake while wearing little more than a thong. She may be solely responsible for reviving the flaccid tradition. She certainly appears to be harden her co-conspirator Drake as she treats him to a lap dance. Her butt is big enough to turn on the world, and with this song she may well do just that.