This week on DVD, we’ve got gangster moll muff from Susan Blakely in Capone, the non-nude but much-hyped Sapphic seduction of Natalie Portman by Mila Kunis in Black Swan, the Francophone funbags of Ludivine Sagnier in Mesrine: Public Enemy #1, and Kirsten Dunst’s topless debut, which are All Good Things.
Of the many films based upon the legend of Chicago mob innovator Al Capone, Capone(1975), starring snarly Ben Gazzara as the legendary crime boss, has the prettiest beaver of them all. Lissome blonde vision Susan Blakely shines as a broad who splits open her thighs for a flash that predates Sharon Stone’s Basic Instinct(1992) beav by more than twenty years. Mr. Skin has fired a few rounds from his tommy gun to the sight of Susan's snatch, and now you can too, with the glory of DVD freeze frame.
Natalie Portman blew audiences away with her portrayal of a perfection-obsessed ballerina in Darren Aranofsky's creepy melodrama Black Swan(2010). When word hit the Internet that Natalie had a Sapphic sex scene with costar Mila Kunis, hopes ran high but were dashed when it turned out to be non-nude. But if you're into girl-girl, you'll still want to take a gander at these beaver bumping ballerinas.
A biopic of notorious French bank robber Jacques Mesrine, L' Ennemi public n1(2008) stars Vincent Cassel in the title role. The film follows Mesrine’s daring bank robberies and prison breaks throughout the 1960s and 1970s until the French police gun him down in 1979. Along the way, he also bangs gangster moll Ludivine Sagnier, giving us a nice look at her guns and booty. C’est magnifique!
David Marks, a blue-blood New Yorker (Ryan Gosling), meets the woman of his dreams in Katie, played by golden girl Kirsten Dunst. The newlyweds retreat to New England, but David's true colors soon reveal themselves. He turns more and more brutal and controlling, and soon, Katie suspiciously and completely vanishes. Another thing that completely vanishes? Kirsten's shirt, in a fantastic shower scene. It's Dunst's first proper nudity, and her boobs are the two greatest things about All Good Things(2010).