Acapulco H.E.A.T.

Ashley (Catherine Oxenberg), formerly of MI6 and Mike Savage (Brendan Kelly), formerly of the CIA, are co-leaders of the H.E.A.T. team, a group of specialists recruited to fight a secret war against international terrorism. Based in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, the team operates throughout the Caribbean and around the world behind the unlikely cover of being the owners and models for a fashion company specializing in beach wear…You know, sometimes we at MrSkin don’t even need to try to make fun of these shows – they do all the work for us. I mean, they’re terrorist agents… disguised as SWIMSUIT SELLERS! No, don’t even try to dismiss that with a shrug, they’re fighting the Osama Bin Laden’s of this world but during the off-hours they’re figuring out whether or not a spandex bikini top goes with hipster briefs. Are you with me? “Halt! Drop your weapons! You know, you’d look great in a one piece.” NO! This couldn’t get any DUMBER! Or could it…?Yes it could. Ladies and gentlemen, this show co-starred the world’s dumbest human being…. Fabio. (Writer falls over backwards and dies of ‘excessive stupid’).