3 Headed Shark Attack (2015)

3 Headed Shark Attack is the much-anticipated sequel 2 Headed Shark Attack, and continues the theme of mutated monstrosities. As it turns out, the Great White of Jaws wasn't imposing enough, and when given multiple heads, sort of becomes the Hydra of the ocean. In this sequel, a team of researchers is given access to the Great Pacific garbage patch, a polluted area of ocean known for producing mutated animals. When a three-headed Great White attacks their boat, they realize that mutations are much, much worse than they anticipated. The shark finds a party boat next (can you blame him?) and attacks that, too, all before Danny Trejo tries (and fails) to kill the shark with a machete. A lot of people die in this movie, but there's just as much skin, so it's all OK. Brianna Ferris, Dawn Hamil, and Karrueche Tran spend ample time attempting to fight off the killer shark in their bikinis, which proves to be less distracting than they anticipated, and Jazy Berlin bares her boobs when she takes off her top in the ocean. Jena Sims is naked under that wetsuit, and she reveals life preservers of her own when she peels it off after a dip in the garbage patch. Last but not least, Kimberly Battista has sex with her boyfriend in a beach tent, showing her fantastic ass in a thong and her bare breasts! The shark may seem lethal, but maybe he's just misunderstood—we'd chase these hotties, too.