Westerdeich

Westerdeich was a 1995 drama produced in Germany by the D&D Film company. Quite frankly, that’s all we’ve been able to figure out about the damn thing so far. The only reason it’s worth mentioning here is because it starred two very sexy frauleins, Mariella Ahrens as Lisa Kant (oh, we’ll bet she can!) and Bojana Golenac as Tina Schuster. Ahrens is a statuesque brunette with a body that seems to defy the laws of human genetics--nothing human should look that good! She gets repeatedly naked in Polizeiruf 110 - Heißkalte Liebe. We really have no idea what that one is about either, but since you’re just going to fast forward to the money frames, do you really give a shit?  While co-star Golenac isn’t quite the chiseled goddess that Ahrens is, this dirty-blonde German hottie has a girl-next-door look about her that would make the average male want to change their domicile to whatever address is next door to hers. While she mostly teased us with a profile shot in Unter die Haut, she gave us a better view of her Volkswagens in Die Fremde in meiner Brust. Ladies, please. More full frontal from the both of you. For ze Fatherland!