If you were worth half a billion dollars, what would your wife look like? Even the most happily married man has wondered, had he taken this job instead of that one, hit on the right stock at the right time, or won one of those giant lotto payouts, if he could have landed an internationally recognized sexual sensation. Patrick Faber-Castell knows his answer, since the German socialite managed to wrangle the Russian born, Bulgarian beauty Mariella Ahrens in 2006. Though the pair have since split, find your financial motivations by checking out her astonishing rear via her acting career, which started in 1995 with a supporting role on the hit German series Gute Zeiten, schlechte Zeiten. Mariella spent most of her time in German television on shows like Lots of Life and The Best Doctors in Germany, and The Country Doctor, as well as on the first season of Germany's version of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! Ich bin ein Star, holt mich hier raus! Although Mariella has appeared on the Silver Screen a number of times, including in such films as Cables and Love (1997) and 666: In Bed With the Devil (2002), her best Skinage exposure came in 1997's made-for-TV movie Polizeiruf 110 - Heißkalte Liebe. Mariella shows all three B's when she gets into a bathtub. Then she dies in the tub, and we get to watch a bunch of detectives gather around her very naked, but very dead body. Rigor mortis? Eww. More looks at her tits? Okay! Your peen will also appreciate seeing her rack in Sabine! during a sex montage sex to Billy Idol's "White Wedding." Unfortunatley it's tough to keep track of, since the flashing is in the midst of a bunch of flashes of city scenery mixed in. While she's stopped showing her body, Mariella has still been acting on shows like Partners in Justice, where she played Sarah Pohl, and Cologne P.D. where she plays Brit Hollerbach. If our app ideas or next great inventions ever take off, after seeing her with her clothes off, we'll be sure to holler at Mariella Ahrens!