Unhinged (1982)

It’s got a great name, Unhinged (1982), and two of its sexy trio of teenage trollops get fully nude. In other words, a skintacular time is had by one and all--especially if one has their hands on their all. In this cult classic that ended up one of the UK's "Video Nasties," Terry (Laurel Munson), Nancy (Sara Ansley) and Gloria (Barbara Lusch) are three college girls headed to a jazz festival, who get high, hit a log, and crash their car into a ditch. They wake up in a mansion where a wheelchair-bound crazy lady named Mrs. Penrose (Virginia Settle) lives with her daughter Marion (Janet Penner). There's no phone, so they stick around for a while, but it's kind of awkward since Mrs. Penrose won't shut up about how much of a big deal she used to be, how she hears male voices so she knows Marion's been sneaking gentleman callers into the mansion late at night, and above all else, how much she hates men. Like, she really, really hates men and can't go three sentences without mentioning it. One by one, the girls disappear at the hands of a dude with a scythe. But even with these girls vanishing left and right, all Mrs. Penrose can talk about is how much she loathes all dudes. Watch for the twist ending that predates Sleepaway Camp (1983) by a year, but what'll really have you glued to the screen is that before the ladies disappear, thankfully, their clothes do the vanishing act first. In a sensational group shower scene, Sara Ansley and Laurel Munson bathe together and make sure to clean every hole, nookie, and cranny as someone watches them through a peephole. Sara shows terrific T&A, while Laurel one ups her by showing bush as well. How come awesome knockers and amazing gash never comes knocking on our door after a crash? Mr. Skin would like to give those Unhinged hotties a good screw!