U Want Me 2 Kill Him? (2013)

The terrible grammar on display in the title of the British flick U Want Me 2 Kill Him? (2013) is intentional, as it's meant to read like a text message. Clever right? Yeah, not so much. The film follows a depressed teenage boy who turns to the internet to find friends and connections of some sort, and ends up spiraling into a world that has consequences he never imagined; Ones which bleed over into his real life.  In one spectacular scene that comes close to redeeming the whole film, ravishing redhead Amy Wren lifts up her shirt to show off her sizable snoobs, complete with perfectly pink nipples! Now that's a pair of peepers we wish weren't confined just to the internet! Looks like it's time for you and Amy Wren to retire to your playpen!