Have you ever heard of Slitz magazine? Neither had we, but the name is nice. Swedish cheesecake Tuva Novotny was voted Sweden’s most beautiful woman on its pages in 2000. The bass player was in a band called Rambo Allstars, but it’s her work on film that’ll have you stroking your instrument. The small-breasted blonde first flashed her svelte goods in the comedy Slim Susie (2003). She played the lead, getting her lungs wet in a bubble bath. That, however, was only a pre-lewd to Stoned (2005), the Brian Jones biopic, where Tuva played one of the former Rolling Stone’s groupies and he groped her T&A. You should touch yourself and see how it feels.