It's Halloween time (all of October is Halloween time, I don't make the rules), so we finally have a good excuse to look at hot movie witches. I love movies about witches. They're almost always super hot, right? They are seductive, sensual, and absolutely bewitching by putting us all under their spell anytime they show any skin at all. Check out my picks for the top five hottest movie witches ever:
5. Sarah Jessica Parker in Hocus Pocus
Sarah Jessica Parker played "the hot Sanderson Sister" in this family-friendly Halloween movie that was a staple in the 1990s. If you grew up during that decade like me then you had a crush on Sarah. In fact, Sarah sensually riding a broomstick while whisper-singing was probably an early sexual awakening.
4. Jacqueline Bisset in The Mephisto Waltz
The Mephisto Waltz is like Rosemary's Baby meets The Stepford Wives. Jacqueline plays a wife who is overly supportive of her concert pianist husband. After his career takes a tumble, a deal with the devil is made. Uh oh! Deals with the devil never end well. In this case, one of the rituals brings us smoking hot Bisset kneeling naked on the floor.
3. Meg Foster in TheLords of Salem
Meg plays a witch in this horror film from Rob Zombie. Rob's wife Sheri Lynn Zombie plays a young woman in Salem, Massachusetts, who notices a lot of weird goings-on in a vacant apartment next door to her. Hmmm...could that be witches? Bingo! Meg is a witch who basically never wears clothes. Although she wears a lot of scary prosthetic makeup in other scenes in the movie, this ritual scene lights up her bare body best.
2. Aubrey Plaza in The Little Hours
The Little Hours is a funny indie movie that takes place at a convent where some of the horny young nuns are experimenting with witch craft. Aubrey Plaza (and Jemima Kirke!) both play the bad nuns who lure Kate Micucci to their witchy ritual in the woods. This leads us right to Aubrey's breasts!
1. Samantha Robinson in The Love Witch
It's no secret that htis is one of my favorite films and I'm so grateful that Halloween gives us a good excuse to talk about it. This campy, sexy film from director Anna Biller satirizes love and desire with our gorgeous leading lady, Samantha Robinson, who is a witch that uses sex magic to seduce men. It never goes how she hopes, however! It does go how we hope when we get to see her nude over and over again.
