Since 1944 the Hollywood Foreign Press Association has been hosting The Golden Globe Awards, a yearly celebration of the best of the big screen and the boob tube. And there's booze! That's right: The Golden Globes marries gala glamour with the majesty of getting hammered. The result is giddy speeches, unscripted bits, and glimpses of searing psychic pain that you won't find anywhere else during awards season. Ooh, and there are googols of globes too, some made of metal and some made of 100 percent all-American boob.