The American Music Awards (2011-2017)

Created by world-famous wax mannequin Dick Clark, The American Music Awards is an annual lark that celebrates the best in Yankee tuneage. And it's always a feast of fantabulous boobage—from Mariah Carey to Britney Spears, Bella Thorne to Nicki Minaj, all the most yankworthy songstresses wiggle into barely there wear and line up to collect their kudos. Meanwhile, at home, a grateful nation polishes its statues and salutes America's b(r)e(a)st.