Alright, let's set the record straight on Taylor Swift. Taylor was born in Reading, Pennsylvania in 1989, but not to the owner of Swift Trucking. Taylor has been unlucky in love, and has written about her break-ups with big names a lot, but her music sells because it's catchy and fun, and Taylor's awfully easy on the eyes! Oh my goodness, Kanye West just stopped in to help write this bio... "Mr. Skin, I'm really happy you're writing this bio, and I'mma let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best bodies of all time! Of all time!" Though Taylor is notoriously stingy with showing any skin, she's starting to get a little frisky, particularly in her video for Blank Space, released in the Fall of 2014. Here Taylor looked sensational, showing off her hot body, and some captivating cleavage, in a variety of sexy outfits! Perhaps the future looks skinsational for Taylor after all!