Sylvia (2003)

For any guy who likes to watch movies with his overly sensitive ball and chain but still likes to see some A-list nudity, Gwyneth Paltrow is your go-to gal. It's been five years since she won an Oscar for Shakespeare in Love (1998), and she's still willing to take her clothes off. In Sylvia (2003), Gwyn plays suicidal poet and obsession of every fifteen-year-old-girl Sylvia Plath. Stuck in a personal hell over husband Ted Hughes’s huge infidelities and her own depression, Sylvia tries to function while plunging further down the slippery slope toward madness and the inevitable gas stove. If you're looking for more of Gwyneth's naked bod you can find it throughout the course of the film, including a quick glimpse of Paltrow's glutes and mostly silhouetted milk-sack in a way-too-dark lovemaking session. Then over an hour later, after some couch-canoodling, Wyn sits up by herself and shows off her adorable A-cup. It's slightly dark in the scene, but those suckers still look hot as hell! At the 96 minute mark, slinky and sexy Gwyneth gets boned while riding her hubby on a couch. It's on the dark side, unfortunately, but we see buns and breasts and some pretty nice grinding action for a chick flick about a depressed poet. It's hard to not get hard watching Sylvia, especially the scenes where Paltrow is showing off her naughty side. Who could've known that Plath would put us on a path to a massive erection? Sylvia will have you shaking with pleasure!