Suicide Girls Must Die! (2010)

The Suicide Girls are dying, but it’s not self-inflicted, in Suicide Girls Must Die! (2010). The plot, such as it is, skinvolves director Sawa Suicide talking twelve of her prettiest, punkiest, most pinup-tastic girls to a remote cabin to shoot a calendar video. But once they arrive, the girls discover that they are not alone, and their nudie shoot turns into “the world’s first reality horror movie.” …But who are we kidding? You’re not watching this for the plot! You’re watching it for Roza, Bully, Mary, Daven, Evan, Joleigh, Rigel, James, and Fractal Suicide, who all get fully nude alongside Amina Munster. Quinne Suicide, who bares only boobs and bush, seems downright chicken by comparison. And speaking of chickens, Mr. Skin knows one that could use a good choking…