She can’t benchpress a Volkswagen, but Sonja Kirchberger is still our favorite acting export to emerge from Austria--and her full-frontal debut in Die Venusfalle (1988) shows off a bod that Arnold Schwarzenegger can’t hope to have. Sonja’s sharp features are nicely contrasted by her round megamelons, and she seems even more expressive while dropping her clothes in Die Wahre Geschichte von Männern und Frauen (1992). Sonja also does some fine emoting when she gets it ’onja in Gigolo -- Bei Anruf Liebe (1998). And wait until you see her fabulous facial expressions in Die Liebende (2000), where a simple shower scene comes off feeling like softcore porn. There’s even a hint of Kirchberger’s furburger in Umwege des Herzens (2001), which features a fine aerial view of a position straight out of the Kama Sutra. Take a look at any of Sonja’s best scenes, and the big question becomes apparent: Hasn’t anybody in Hollywood seen these films?