From Hong Kong comes Kink Kong Shirley Yu, ann actress that has made Asia safe for nudity and turned sperm into Kamikaze pilots of lust, even if Kamikazes were Japanese. Let’s just take a walk through the seductive park of Shirley’s professional credits, starting with Love Swindlers (1976). Nice title, but it’s better inside, where she’s making love to men nakedly, with bared boobs and butt yours for the jerking. If that’s making your libido insane, well, she’s got you covered in Crazy Sex (1976), where she’s uncovered. Still too subtle for you? How about ringing up The Call Girls (1977)? The tits and ass are the same, but the sex has been monetized. Let’s leave our girl in her prime, with the wonderfully fleshy The Scandalous Warlord (1979). The thing about masturbating to Shirley is a half-hour later you want to do it again.