Did Your Favorite Make the Cut?
Her teenage brothers may have been embarrassed, but the rest of the world was all smiles when busty beauty Eva Amurri doffed her top and showed off her full, natural boobs on the October 11th episode of the Showtime series Californication.
Partially to thank for the eye-popping scene is Eva’s skin-happy mother, Susan Sarandon, who told her daughter “it would be a blast” to get naked on TV. Thanks Mom!
2. Jessica Biel in Powder Blue
When word got out that 7th Heaven babe Jessica Biel was going to earn her angel wings by playing a stripper who actually strips in the drama Powder Blue, the staff at MrSkin.com tried to maintain a cautious optimism.
But the mood was one of barely restrained jubilation when Jessica lived up to the hype, baring her perfect tits and even dripping hot candle wax on them before collapsing into a sobbing heap on stage. Good luck keeping this powder dry.
3. Amber Heard in The Informers
Those who hadn’t heard of Amber Heard’s topless scenes in the 2004 football flick Friday Night Lights and 2006’s Alpha Dog were scrambling to find them after her mind-blowing nudity in The Informers, a retro drama set in the decadent 1980s.
Amber’s naked rack takes center stage in a threesome with two lucky dudes as she writhes to pulsing synth-pop rhythms. Considering the amount of time her peaks appear on stage, they could have called this one The Skinformers.
4. Anna Paquin in True Blood
Episode: "Nothing But the Blood"
Former child star Anna Paquin proved she was all grown up on October 12th, 2008, when she made her nude debut on HBO’s sexy vampire drama True Blood. Then she topped even that impressive debut when season 2's first episode, "Nothing But the Blood," popped up on the tube.
As a psychic barmaid who falls in love with a bloodsucker, Anna makes every one of the show’s supernatural premises plausible with her too-good-to-be-true topless scene. If those are real, then why not Dracula?
5. Rachel Blanchard in Spread
Spread is American Gigolo for the 2000s, with Ashton Kutcher as a young stud getting more tail than seems humanly possible and putting it all up on the screen in one of the decade’s nakedest movies.
Among the naked nubiles Ashton beds is Rachel Blanchard, who shows off her truly magnificent TA as Ashton and his handy razor strip her carpet and let the hardwood shine before an enthusiastic doggy-style session. What a spread!
6. Betsy Rue in My Bloody Valentine 3D
The original 1981 slasher flick My Bloody Valentine was totally skinless, a flaw that director Patrick Lussier corrected in this 3D remake.
And as the first director to make an R-rated film using the revolutionary RealD technology, Lussier wisely took full advantage of the ultra-realistic illusion, including three solid minutes of fully nude Betsy Rue walking, standing, and running with her boobs, butt, and bald beaver completely exposed. Tits and glasses have never looked so good.
7. Alice Eve in Crossing Over
In the immigration drama Crossing Over, nudecomer Alice Eve is as tempting as anything in the Garden of Eden when she shows off her naked knockers in bed with Ray Liotta.
As an Aussie model whose only way to keep her green card status is by submitting to the sexual advances of a government official, Alice makes full use of her natural assets. And that makes Crossing Over a movie you shouldn’t be passing over.
8. Julianna Guill in Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th can be your lucky day, as busty bare-breasted babe Julianna Guill shows in this remake of the all-time-classic summer-camp slasher flick.
The remake not only adds the familiar hockey-masked figure of Jason Voorhees (who isn’t in the 1980 version), it also seriously cranks up the skin, increasing the amount of topless girls from one to three.
Julianna shows off her jugs riding a dude who rightfully compliments her on her "perfect nipple placement" before both become victims of Camp Blood and its “death curse.” Be that as it may, those boobs are a blessing.
9. Alanna Ubach in Hung
Episode: “The Rita Flower or the Indelible Stench”
The premise of the HBO comedy Hung is that a washed-up athlete and high-school-basketball coach can make some extra money renting out his enormous member to lonely women for a fee.
Nice work if you can get it, especially if one of your “Janes” is funny lady
Alanna Ubach, who shows off her rack and rump riding the pony on the August 16th episode “The Rita Flower or the Indelible Stench.” She’s got more bounce to the ounce!
10. Malin Akerman in Watchmen
The real hero of the comic-book adaptation Watchmen is director Zack Snyder, who managed to turn Alan Moore’s acclaimed adult-oriented graphic novel into a summer blockbuster without losing the lesbianism, sex, and nudity.
And the most memorable 82 seconds of the theatrical cut’s 162-minute running time came when gorgeous Swedish wildcat Malin Akerman showed off her heinie and hooters with Nite Owl. Now there’s something to watch, men!