Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? (2016)

Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? (2016) may or may not be directed by James Franco—it's a bit difficult to tell—but it follows a lesbian named Leah (Leila George) as she brings home her new girlfriend (Emily Meade) to meet her mom (Tori Spelling). At first Leah's mom is happy for her, but soon realizes the Pearl is (gasp!) and vampire. This is relatively ironic (though perhaps not at all) because Leah is obsessed with the first Twilight book. Now facing similar circumstances as her favorite protagonist, Leah will have to decide how far she's willing to go for her new girlfriend. This includes one hot lesbian hookup in the cemetery, though neither party opts to get totally naked. We're just saying—we'd let Emily bite us any time.