If you’re only gonna act in just one film in your lifetime, why not make a softcore porn dramedy? That’s what Monika Steffens did when she stepped up to the role of Elke in the German-made Dorotheas Rache (1974). Hey, this German ginger may be a one-hit-wonder, but oh, how how wonderul it is! So wunderbar are her wunderboobs that the need for a Wunderbra is nein. Her milk monsters roam free like the love they embodied during the era of getting laid gratis. And it helps that her one and only flick is about a girl hanging out with her gang of sex-crazed friends to imitate porn scenes, so there’s plenty of Monika’s mams to go around. So, thanks to Monika for taking the chance to please our pants. And it would be remiss to not show gratitude toward whomever had the skinvision to focus on Monika’s assets and cast her in her first and last role. Without it, no one would ever fantasize about giving Ms. Steffins a stuffin’! Danke!