Mark Evans has a million stories to tell. As the bassist for AC/DC from 1975 to 1977, he's been everywhere, done everything, and met every kind of girl along the way. He played bass on the albums T.N.T., High Voltage, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, Let There Be Rock, and the '74 Jailbreak EP, and your sister (or maybe even your mom) has totally shown him her tits.
Since he left AC/DC, Mark has lent his musical expertise to hard-rock bands like Finch, Cheetah, Swanee, Heaven and The Party Boys, and he released an album with Dave Tice (ex-singer of Buffalo) in October 2011.
Mark's new autobiography is called Dirty Deeds: My Life Inside/Outside of AC/DC, and as the title implies it details his wild life both within and without the legendary band. The Onion AV Club says Mark's book is
“much like AC/DC’s iconic hard rock: lean, raw, unflinching, and heavy on the riffs," and it's a must-read for fans of the band.
We caught up with Mark on the road promoting his book, where he schooled us on Ann-Margret, "lust at first sight", and where to find the world's best groupies:
Skin Central: Nice to meet you. What's your name and what do you do?
Mark Evans: I'm Mark Evans, I'm a bass guitarist and author of Dirty Deeds: My Life Inside/Outside of AC/DC.
SC:What's the first onscreen nudity you ever saw?
ME: I don't recall [that]. but the first full female nudity I saw was when I cut school with a girl and went to her place. It was lust at first sight. I was 12, she was much older...I was very mature for my age.
SC: Who do you think is the most SKINspirational celebrity of all time, and have you ever met her?
ME: The hottest? That's tough...Marilyn Monroe, Ann-Margret in Viva Las Vegas (1964), Raquel Welch, Christina Aguilera when she was skinny...It's a stereotype but Angelina Jolie is [also] smoking hot and no, I haven't met her- Brad wouldn't allow it!
SC: You toured all over the world with AC/DC and must have met a ton of different girls. So which 
county has the best groupies?
ME: I do have a rather borad research base...it depends on which criteria you are judging [them] on. For sheer quantity and quality control that would be the US, but as far as liberal attitudes and attention to detail Sweden just beats Germany. So I'd give the Gold to Sweden, Silver to Germany and Bronze goes to the USA.
SC: What do you have coming up in 2012?
ME: I'm [currently] on the PR trail promoting my book Dirty Deeds, and I'm promoting my new CD Brothers in Arms. I'm in an acoustic blues/roots duo with Dave Tice; the duo is ingeniously titled Mark Evans and Dave Tice. Go to www.markevansblues.com for all the info.
You heard the man! And when you're done, be sure to pick up a copy of Mark's book Dirty Deeds: My Life Inside/Outside of AC/DC over at amazon.com!
