Maria von Bismarck is a blonde. She’s a German. And when Maria talks we listen, because our penises grow hard to the sound of her guttural language. What can we say? There’s something about a blonde German woman that brings out the lust in us. Not that it’s so hard. But it is so hard watching our babe play our favorite role, that of a Prostitute in the comedy Dumm gelaufen (1997), which is about dead bodies and the problems they create. Maria, however, is no problem. She’s barely wearing lingerie, as she makes out with one of the cadavers. If her thong’d butt and bared tits can’t bring that guy back to life, nothing can.