Loosies (2012)

A pickpocket’s freewheeling lifestyle is disrupted when he learns he knocked up a one-night stand in Loosies (2012). Bobby (Peter Facinelli) makes his living fleecing rich commuters in the New York City subways, but most of the loot is put towards the debt his dead father owed to local bookie Jax (Vincent Gallo). After his casual hookup Lucy (Jaimie Alexander) turns up pregnant, he must decide if he wants to give up his life of crime or stay on the run forever.No nudity in this PG-13 flick, but Stella Schnabel gives a peek up her skirt, which unfortunately stops just short of a panty-shot thanks to a goldfish in her lap (and no, that's not a metaphor). Plus, Jaimie Alexander shows off some supple skin when she strips down to her bra and panties, but the camera cuts away when the bra comes unhooked. Which leaves Loosies with sadly little to loosen our belts for.