A wide-ranging group of people from an aristocrat to a lady of the night get caught up in the battle between Napoleon and the Duke of Wellington in the historical war drama Lines of Wellington (2012). The year is 1810 and the British general Wellington (John Malkovich) is busy driving Napoleon's army out of Portugal. In the chaos surrounding the retreat, we get to know a Portuguese sergeant, an Irish widow, a Portuguese prostitute, a Anglo-Portuguese girl, a French soldier, the French general's mistress disguised as a soldier, and an aristocrat searching for his missing wife, to name only a few. Thankfully among this enormous ensemble there are exactly two naked ladies, Soraia Chaves and Victória Guerra, both of whom go bare. Lines of Wellington will make you Swell-ington.