Zama (2017)

Zama (2017) is an Argentinian drama you don't wanna watch with your mama! Because it's full of gorgeous girls who take their clothes off, if that wasn't clear. Based on a 1956 novel, the movie follows Diego de Zama (Daniel Gimenez Cacho), a 17th-century officer from Spain who is supposed to be transferred from the middle of nowhere outpost he currently serves, to the city of Lerma. He is eagerly awaiting his new assignment, but week in and week out it just never comes. But this fella is no tragic hero. He blunders away at life, creeping on topless native girls, hitting on and getting rejected by rich chicks around town, and doing his best to ignore the illegitimate kid he had a few years back. Once he figures out that the transfer is never happening, he decides he'll make a name for himself by tracking down a legendary thief. Will he screw that up? Of course, he will. Sometime sad, sometimes funny and often surreal, this one was beloved by critics, so much so that Argentina submitted it for their choice to try and win the "Best International Feature Film" Oscar. We couldn't figure out why Zama wanted to skip town, seeing how Mariana Nunes was there. Seeing her cans as Zuma pays a visit, we'd be happy to stick around and get sticky with her, morning Nunes and night! Her dress slips slightly down on her chest, which shows off her nip! Paula Grinzpan fully takes her top off to show her boobs. No slip of the nip there! However, her hair is so long that it quickly covers her boobage. But the best nudity in Zama comes from Lola Duenas, who plays one of the Natives going completely topless and covered in mud while she washes her clothes in the river. We can't stop thinking dirty thoughts about her after seeing that body in Zama!