Lindsay (2014)

If you’re like Mr. Skin, you can never get enough of Lindsay Lohan. And we’re pleased as punch to have Lindsay starring in the eight week reality mini-series airing on Oprah Winfrey’s OWN Network simply titled Lindsay. The dock-drama follows the red-headed stunner as she attempts to piece together her personal life after getting lost in a six-year-plus downward spiral of drugs, DUI arrests and bad behaviors. Highlights of the show include the Hollywood bad girl holed up in her hotel with her sober coach, sorting through her jewelry, getting in a verbal spat with her weirdo father, constantly sipping Starbucks and discussing her life with Oprah. Okay, so let the haters hate, but what we hate is that Lindsay didn’t flash any flesh. The closest we come to titillation is some sweet cleave and one of LL’s aggressive nips poking through her silky white dress, begging to feel sunlight. And we’re just begging for another look at her freckled and fabulous fun bags. We might just need a sober coach to get through the nights without getting to see Lindsay’s knockers!