Lightning Force

The Canadian action crapfest Lightning Force starred Wings Hauser as the American leader of a Canadian anti-terrorism force. When Wings Hauser is the star of your show, you know you’re in trouble. As expected, the program was a flash in the pan, barely lasting a season. The Lightning Force was usually called upon to go after Nazi war criminals, rescue MIA’s, or pursue various terrorists and lawbreakers. It featured such big-gun guest stars as Star Trek’s George Takei and washed-up but still great Rock and Roll legend Meat Loaf. Lightning Force also starred dead-sexy French brunette Guylaine St. Onge, who gave us a skin sampler platter of tits and ass during the shadowy sex scene of the “good cop gone bad” straight-to-video Jim Belushi cinematic enema One Way Out. If showing ass was her only way out, let’s hope that Mademoiselle St. Onge becomes trapped in more exploitation pap of the same caliber in the near future.