Lana Joyce was a porn star back when porn stars could have small boobs and average bodies. She landed a sweet role as Candy in Organ Juice (1973), following that up with Maxine’s Dating Service (1973). But it’s in Confessions of a Young American Housewife (1974) that she really cleans up. It’s a triple treat, as Lana’s bush, butt, and boobs all get their close-up. After an uncredited role in They’re All Sluts (1975) Lana left us. Boohoo. Oh, she’s not dead, at least we don’t think, but she’s never gotten naked for the camera since.