The name Knight of Cups comes straight from the Tarot deck, telling a story about a young man sent by his father to find a pearl. Instead, the young man drinks from a cup and forgets his entire mission, much like many of us after happy hour. In this very modern adaption, the man is Rick, a screenwriter played by Christian Bale. He's depressed, his brother is depressed, his father is depressed, and he spends much of his time reflecting on this and trying to find something fulfilling through a stream of beautiful, A-list women. Cate Blanchett plays his wife at the center of a tumultuous marriage, while he has an affair with Natalie Portman, who is also married in this film. He also has a threesome as well as a road trip to Vegas with a stripper. We see a completely nude, heel-clad Jessica Farrow, Isabel Lucas's beautiful ass when she's skinny dipping in the pool, Raquel Zimmerman's perfect peaks during the threesome with Melissa Haro, and a bevy of beautiful strippers in their underwear. Remind us why this guy is having a midlife crisis again?