Kimberly Topper is a petite brunette, classically trained at Boston University, where she received her BFA in theater, graduating Magna Cum Laude (we’ll resist the joke, it’s too easy). Her most mammorable screen portrayal to date is that of Maria in the Sundance-award-winning feature 2 x 4 (1998). We don’t like math, but we know what we like, and we like seeing Kimberly’s tits in a sex scene that may be a bit dark, but those nipples really light up our life. She’s also been on the boob tube on Bones, ER, Law & Order and others, even doing commercials with Liv Tyler, Iggy Pop and William Shatner. What an orgy that would make!