Jean-Claude Van Johnson (2016)

Yet another installment in the Jean-Claude Van Damme franchise comes from this Amazon Prime comedy, a story about a private contractor living under the name "Johnson." He comes out of retirement, only to accidentally find himself amidst all his old vices, including danger and the woman he loves. Needless to say, even Jean-Claude as Jean-Claude lives in an obscenely lavish house, including a shower that emits coconut water instead of regular water that gets the beautiful Alice Haig and her body double's butt all sticky. This series will certainly liven up your Johnson.