The spectacle of televised professional wrestling has come a long way since two brawny bullies with their bellies overhanging their briefs would bounce off one another and flop around within a roped-off ring in an obscene riot of man flesh and sour sweat. The assault-and-battery-prone kids of today are treated to loosely orchestrated extravaganzas that mix melodrama with bodily mayhem and bring into the spotlight female champions and camp followers who would not be out of place on a strip-show stage. Busty, blonde, and body built Jackie Gayda is among the undisputed queens of big-time, showtime grappling, greeted with rabid fervor by legions of maniacal fans in stadiums across the land. Jackie's popularity seems to surge every time she does a nip slip on national TV. She popped one on a 1997 Raw Is War broadcast, and she's popping still in 2004. Long live sports!