Have you ever sat down and read any of the Brothers Grimm's original stories? They're horrifying! Toes get chopped off and eyes get pecked out by crows and witches eat little children for breakfast, lunch and dinner. So a movie like Hansel & Gretel (2013), brought to you by those notorious schlockmeisters at The Asylum, is nothing more than a return to fairy tales' terrifying roots. Unfortunately, there's very little else to recommend this obviously quickly (and cheaply!) produced film designed to cash in on clueless video-store goers trying to rent Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters instead. Lead Sara Fletcher doesn't even get naked, though she does strip down to her underwear as she's tenderized for the oven. Finger-licking good!