Despite the fact that she's as deep into chicks as any guy is, or maybe because of that fact, television personality Ellen DeGeneres seems like she'd be a great chick to hang out with. She's funny, easy-going, rich, blonde, happy in the face, and fully functional in the body. Who knows? After a few nights cruising at the strip bar, maybe she'd come back to the pad and mimic the various dancers. The fun could get out of hand, and this wise-cracking best buddy might turn into a bed buddy after all. Hopefully, she'd bring lady love Portia De Rossi along for the ride, too. What kind of freaky scene would you be getting into? Well, if Ellen's topless bed lolling in If These Walls Could Talk 2 (2000) is any indication, things might not be so bad. The boobs are good; they are really quite good.