“Don't be such a philistine,” Mr. Skin often chastises the lowly minions when we are boo-hooing the artistic achievements of the stage. Well, for one, we prefer to masturbate in the privacy of our own homes. But our wise leader refuses to ignore any avenue of potential skin exposure. In Ein Mittsommernachtstraum (1980), he points out that German cutie Elisabeth Schwarz gets completely nude. That's why he's Mr. Skin.