Women can spend all the time they want working on their makeup, getting expensive haircuts, and frying in a tanning bed, but we'll never want them to come to bed with us the way we do with the erotic Elaine Tan. A British actress of Chinese and Malaysian ancestry, she studied at London's famed Sylvia Young Theatre School and made her TV debut as a nine year old in Infantile Disorders (1988). From an early age this combination of acting talent and exotic beauty made her a regular in commercials, TV, film and stage productions, but that didn’t stop this smart beauty from getting a law degree to help her with all those complicated contracts for popular boob tube series she's been in such as Harry and Cosh, the English soap opera EastEnders, and American shows like Boston Legal, Til Death and Entourage. We like Elaine best in the Jennifer Love Hewitt comedy Jewtopia (2012), about a gentile who tries to pass as one of the Chosen People. At one point, a wedding party consisting of Tom Arnold and Jon Lovitz open the door and find Elaine getting taken doggy style by Joel David Moore AKA Owen from Dodgeball : A True Underdog Story (2004). While he's working that ass over before passover, Elaine's hangers bounce back and forth, fully available to see as she moans in ecstasy. They are nice and they isreal! Up next, Elaine hit the network TV scene with roles on Person of Interest, Hawaii Five-O, and CSI: Crime Scene Investigation before she played Xandra in Inherent Vice (2014). She played the picture perfect wife Elyse alongside an exhausted Charlize Theron in Tully (2018), but has most recently been portraying the sadistic PE teacher Coach Evans in the BBC's teen murder drama Get Even. We'll do pullups all day if she pulls her top down so we can see Elaine's incredible rack!
